Edges of Darkness

Ack! All you have to do is read the tag line on the poster below.

In case your eyesight isn’t what it used to be, it says “So many zombies, so little time”. Let’s see, there’s the geek typing in his blog, mostly oblivious to the alien (?) vine attacking his girlfriend, there’s the vampire couple who kidnap and keep humans for food, the little kid anti-christ, the fanatical priests who are trying to kill the little kid anti-christ, the chick pictured on the poster and lots of zombies stalking around outside, with lots of severed arms, severed heads and blood everywhere. No gratuitous nudity or sex though. I gotta admit, I fast forwarded through a lot of it.

I give it a 1, and that’s being generous.